The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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