1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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