Where is the hickey?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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