ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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