I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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