woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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