: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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