16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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