the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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