So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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