He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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