your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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