I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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