just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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