just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and she was petting her beer can
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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