If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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