What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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