please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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