She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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