Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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