Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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