More tranny stories later!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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