When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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