so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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