Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I just had sex on a roof
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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