Me. At least after what I've been through.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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