We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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