But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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