He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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