I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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