She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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