White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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