It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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