Cold hands, warm shart.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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