I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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