That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
