For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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