the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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