Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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