he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The air taste purple.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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