Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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