You work out of a Hotel?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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