so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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