don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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