I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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