i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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