Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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