Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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