his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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