Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Do plants get herpes?
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