i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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