we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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