I heard we made out
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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