I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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